► Spring Dispatch · MMXXVI
MADE FOR
THE COOL SIDE
OF AMERICA.
A field guide to objects shaped by place — candles poured from desert conifers, blankets dyed in canyon rust, prints pulled from coastal fog. Every piece tied to a region on the map. $1 from every order goes back to the ground it came from.
Mojave Bandana
$28
Yellowstone Pine
$36
Trail Enamel Mug
$22
Glacier Letterpress
$48
C:\AMCOOL\>
RUN MAP.EXE
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§ I · THE FIELD MAP
►
► REGION 00
Pick a Place
CLICK A STATE OR PARK
National Parks
National Monuments
All 50 States
Eight Regions
C:\AMCOOL\>
DIR /REGIONS
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§ II · 8 AMERICAS
Eight Americas. Eight collections.
Every region has its own color, climate, and character.
Pacific
Surf · redwoods · volcanic ridges
2 GOODS
Mountain West
High deserts · red rock · big skies
3 GOODS
Great Plains
Golden prairies · endless horizons
— GOODS
Midwest
Lakes · forests · lake-effect light
— GOODS
The South
Magnolia heat · pine-needle porches
— GOODS
Southeast
Barrier islands · blue ridges · bayou light
— GOODS
Northeast
Granite coasts · brownstones · October maples
— GOODS
Alaska & Hawaii
Glaciers · volcanoes · far archipelagos
— GOODS
C:\AMCOOL\>
DIR /SHOP
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§ III · ALL GOODS
C:\AMCOOL\>
RUN PLEDGE.EXE
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§ IV · THE PLEDGE
► RECEIPT · 2026-Q1
A dollar from every order goes back to the ground it came from.
We didn't start American Coolism to sell stuff. We started it to put a few more fence posts between the landscapes we love and the people who'd chip away at them. Every quarter, every dollar gets routed and audited. Public ledger. No marketing stunt.
► GIVING IN PARTNERSHIP WITH
═══ PARTNER LEDGER ═══
TOTAL PLEDGED$214,000
C:\AMCOOL\>
RUN HIKER.EXE
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§ VII · DESERT RUNNER
► MINIGAME · UTAH BIOME
EARN YOUR DISCOUNT.
Jump cacti and longhorn skulls. Grab Coolism bucks. Score 5+ for 5% off, 10+ for 10% off. Beat your high score and crack the 20% code.
BUCKS0
TIME0:00
BEST0
► SPACE / TAP = JUMP
► AVOID CACTUS & SKULLS
► COLLECT $ BUCKS
► READY